Check out this creative bum, he wife has been kidnapped and he is out doing all that he can to get that ransom together..... my guess is that it will be going to the closest liquor store on the corner and he will never see his wife again! ;)

How here is the prefect wife, everything you could ask for in a life long companion!

uh oh, the xwife is having a yard sale with all of your ***** in it, I guess I would show up and buy it all

Little miss pretty Diane Lane, somehow you can picture her as the innocent housewife, a model , or a babe that teases all the guys, but one thing is for sure, she is damn pretty and hot all at the same time.

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor...

Funny picture of a dirty truck with a little bit of humorous writing on the back. We have all seen it before, wash me, etc... but this one is particularly funny, guy just wants a dirty wife

I am guessing this guy got caught and the wife went ballistic all over his brand new sports car, ok, maybe not quite a sports car.

Funny sign, a wife asks her husband how many women he has slept with.... needless to say he gives the wrong answer, husbands just can't win

Now here is a funny picture of a special pizza made just for his wife on Valentines Day, I guess they say it is the thought that counts right?

A funny divorce cake for that once husband that is finally free at last. I like how he is pushing the old wife right off the side.