A college babe who is too lazy to use her hands and figures she will just read a book with her feet. Back when I was young perhaps I could have seen the words that far away, but certainly not now

Well, fast food like Burger King is probably just as bad as drugs so why not use an injection to get it over with quicker

Everyone knows that electronics and water do not mix, especially computers and water. What surprises me most is that the fan on the server is actually still running.

Funny sign, they are very much concerned about the animals getting sick, but not so much about your life.... probably because if you get eaten you deserved it for being stupid.

You know, not everything that's small is a disappointment. Sometimes small can be beautiful and, contrary to what all those girls tell you, could even get you laid. Like nanotechnology for instance.

I just love Joanna Garcia, so classy and sexy. Forget about her body and sexy legs for a second and just look at her face, amazingly beautiful. You know her from quite a few shows such as 'Reba' and 'Privileged' , as well as quite a few movies she has done, so underrated in my opinion.

At long last, now with an air conditioned outhouse when you just have to go to the restroom and can't hold it any longer, at least you can be cool while you inhale other peoples stink!

Forget the traditional time consuming and messy way of carving your pumpkin this year, do it the quick and easy way, with a gun! Hickok45 knows how to get the job done I just wish he would have shown the backside of that pumpkin

Funny classified ad from a former Marijuana smuggler who is now seeking legal employment

I think this writer gives great advise , but perhaps men or at least this guy is not the best person for an advise column job unless he is just trying to be funny.