wow, $20 freaking dollars for a crap sandwich really, I can't imagine what this would taste like nor why you would even order it, that is one funny receipt

We are probably all used to patching and updating our computers, well now you can go out and download something to patch yourself or other humans, introducing version 1.1 of the human hotfix. Forget about working harder just apply this update patch

This homeless guy has obviously been burned a few times by people bouncing checks on him and now he no longer accepts checks from a few people... don't you need a bank account to cash checks though?

Funny picture showing just how easy it can indeed be to lock up your scissors to keep them away from your kids or if you are having problems then your spouse as well.

A very creative and funny doormat for your house that will make the girls in skirts think about it when they look down and it says Nice Underwear

And by Bike, I don't mean motorcycle, as you can see this guy really parked his bike that uses manual human power by pedaling in a car parking space. Hmm... I wonder if it will be stolen or crushed first, place your bets

Funny prank video, people trying to get their parking ticket from the machine and it won't let them take the ticket after they push the button

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor...

A funny sign outside of a bar advertising free beer, but you can only get it 'tomorrow'

A very funny infographic about just how much Charlie Sheen really is Winning! I think he is a nut job and wouldn't doubt if he is found dead from an overdose this year. Sad, but more likely than not at this point