Now that we zoon in on the actual meeting footage of when Osama Bin Laden was killed we can clearly see that President Obama took a hands on role in the mission, with a simple game controller he took the fatal shots.

Well if you have ever wondered if you could take live flies, use matches and make your own little plane... well you should seek help first, but then check out this picture as it is a how to guide to do just that

Now we are talking, a new improved babe version of Brokeback Mountain to be released starring Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek... I bet the ratings for this one are better than the original

This blonde babe with her blue tongue is proof that she is out and about pillaging and eating smurfs, Papa Smurf is on to her though.

wow, what kind of restaurant are you at to get a crazy fortune cookie fortune like this? maybe you shouldn't answer that. Rectal use only? really?

The jokes about how dumb Sarah Palin is never really stop, but she is her own worst enemy really, here she is at a debate and she clearly has a cheat sheet written down on her hands, perhaps she could work at McDonalds

Instead of the standard boring floor buttons, in this elevator you need to be one of the smart people that can do math to figure out what floor you need

Now here is a funny joke that will surely make it through all of your friends email about a robot lie detector and a not so truthful family.

Check out this video of a deer eating a bird that appears to be injured, can't fly or something. Also amazing watching the other birds trying to defend the bird from the deer by attacking the deer the best they can.

Yes, handy in the title was on purpose. As you can see from this Walmart receipt from whom I assume to be a gal, the self checkout line can be most convenient at avoiding some embarrassment.